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[sharpsurprise]

Several weeks ago Captain Rogers asked who would be willing to help patrol in emergency situations. He's relayed the information to me. Since everyone has very unique qualities, I will refrain- for now- from making too tight a schedule. However, if the situation is dire enough, please try to take directions as to who has to go where.

I've made a list pairing people according to their strengths.

Iris Wildthyme & Loki Laufeyson.
Sergeant Bucky Barnes & Stephanie Brown & Helena, if she wishes.
Arthas Menethil & Lydia Martin.
Kira Yukimura & Peter Parker. Preferably on deck and the upper levels.
Eugene Sledge & Steve Rogers. Preferably vital areas.
Ben & Souji Okita. Preferably vital areas.
Luna Lovegood & Jax Teller.

[Handwritten lists are left on the doors of those involved!]

Please let me know if you object to any of these, and we will find a way to make this work out as best as we can. In extreme situations we will patrol in shifts of 4 hours, allowing everyone enough rest to work at maximum capacity. Those with increased abilities should feel free to patrol alone or with other teams after their regular shift has finished, of course! But please don't strain yourself, for your sake as much as that of others.

If anyone else would like to volunteer, please let either myself or Captain Rogers know, so we can be as organized as possible. And if everyone feels the arrangements are alright, I believe Miss Lovegood and Miss Wildthyme have offered to help us practice...?

Comments

[brains_before_bullets]

Alright... Will do.

[A pause.]

Okay, I'm gonna bite here. What's the catch?

[whatthewrackspurt]

I don't understand.

[brains_before_bullets]

Well... You're legitimately about to turf loose a guy who's got countless cases of industrial sabotage, general disregard for other people's property and has murdered... with no hooks or restraints?

I don't buy it.

[whatthewrackspurt]

Property damage is all right, but it would be nice if you wouldn't set the entire ship on fire.

And I'd ask that you try not to murder anyone, please. Not unless they're trying to murder you first.

Is that all right for restraints?

[brains_before_bullets]

So my ground rule is "Don't kill anyone" and "try not to burn us all?"

[Stiiill sounding skeptical.]

[whatthewrackspurt]

If you'd like to get technical, that's two ground rules.

[brains_before_bullets]

Technically, it's a sub-rule of the first ground rule.

[whatthewrackspurt]

You're very good at rules, Jax.

I hope you're nearly as good at causing havoc and destruction. It would be very embarrassing if the warden is better at making trouble than her inmate.

[brains_before_bullets]

[An amused snort as he lights up a cigarette.]

You ain't seen mayhem until a Reaper does it. Watch and learn, princess.

[whatthewrackspurt]

After you, sir.

[brains_before_bullets]

I'm sure you'll be impressed.